canada: hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america: THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
2 weeks ago 59,424 notes

im just trying to die

3 weeks ago

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

(via imapunchyoballz)

4 weeks ago 179,563 notes

fablemccloud:

flyingpig890:

thegodofseduction:

vivid-imaginations1144:

yencid:

How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats

TOOTHLESSS

This look never means anything good is going to happen.

 So cute.

LOOK AT THE BUTT WIGGLE

(via imapunchyoballz)

4 weeks ago 355,917 notes

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via i-am-moonsand)

4 weeks ago 336,165 notes

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

(via trust)

4 weeks ago 81,886 notes

intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

(via hi)

4 weeks ago 95,397 notes

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via vocaloins)

4 weeks ago 419,123 notes

you want to know what i was doing last night? borderline fucking overdosing. maybe you’d know if you actually fucking talked to me to see if i was okay instead of getting pissed off at me while i was having a mental breakdown and then going to bed. it’s so nice to know you care.

1 month ago

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via justanother-teenagescrewup)

1 month ago 835,046 notes

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via deadlybeauty5ever)

1 month ago 154,890 notes